Alright, I have a bone to pick with all of my friends who have been pregnant before. Why didn't you tell me about adjustable elastic-waist jeans????!!!!
I know Stacey and Clinton (from TLC's "What Not to Wear") would drag me into the dreaded 360-mirror and mock me until I cried, but I may never wear regular jeans again! Have a big night at the Chinese buffet? Just loosen the side-tab a button-hole or two. Finally finished that time of the month and feel less Sta-Puffed? Cinch 'em in a notch.
No one can tell...well, if you wear a shirt that is loose and drapes over the waistband they can't, and our world needs a little more modesty in it anyway.
They're better than not shaving your legs to remind you to be a "good girl" on that first date!
I LOVE ADJUSTABLE ELASTIC-WAIST JEANS!
And I am not too proud to admit it. When you think about it, I'm really fashion forward, I bet ALL the Bettys in assisted living are wearin' them.
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Actually, my son Jamie has been wearing those for years but he actually has the opposite problem. He is so skinny we have to cinch those adjustable straps as tight as we can. Oh well.
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